So you think you're mad do you? Heh, no chance mush, not even close. This is proper madness right here, in full colour:
A 32-year-old woman who jumped into a polar bear enclosure during feeding time at Berlin Zoo on Friday was mauled by one of the polar bears. She was bitten several times before being rescued. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2009/apr/12/animals-germany?picture=345847068
In picture 2, the bear is clearly thinking,
"Great, here comes lunch.", but what on earth is going through her tiny mind?
"I bet we've got, like tons in common."?
"I can't wait to show him these new shoes."?
"I bet he reads Harry Potter too!"?
And finally in pictures 3 & 4,
"See if you know this one, 'Somewhere, over the rainbow....'"